A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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