What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

no

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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