Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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