- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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