What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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