- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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