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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

The Labour Party.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's funnier than 68 69

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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