- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

a person who will soon die of beeties

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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