Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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i committed murder

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Chuck Norris.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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