- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Jesus Christ

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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