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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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