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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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