One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Gretta has five legs? -no

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I named my son ps2 controller

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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