Democracy.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Bitch

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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