- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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