whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is the name of the car? What

"Knock knock" Come in!

The New York Giants

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

whats white jizz

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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