- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

black chicken. kfc

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Kevin and Ramin

Immigration Laws

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

you gay?

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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