What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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roy g biv

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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