Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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hiya

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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