- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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