How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

I'm rick james bitch

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

8=> >->-o

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Anti Joke

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