What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Anti Joke

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