Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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PENIS that is all

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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hi

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Penis

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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