- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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