- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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