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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

hola said the chinese man

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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