im not food

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

This is an anti-joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

roses are red violets are blue

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

I'm rick james bitch

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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