- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Good job, son.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What if I told you.....potatoe

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Gordon Brown smiles.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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