- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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