- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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