what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

black chicken. kfc

snowglobe

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

hola said the chinese man

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Immigration Laws

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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