What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

mexicans fishing

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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