What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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