- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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