- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you end a sentence

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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