* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

George W. Bush

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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