Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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