whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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