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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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