- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

whats my name? Matt

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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