- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call an blank test? an F

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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