What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

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