- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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