- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

My mum is called Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Dyslexia ruels!

Lindsay Lohan

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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