Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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cats are pussies

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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