- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

I have aids

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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