- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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