- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

world society

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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