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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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