A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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