- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A man walks into a vagina

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Two planes walk into an office building

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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