- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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