why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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AIDS

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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