- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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