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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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