- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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