- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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