How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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