- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A American seeking into mexico

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Liverpool City Football Club

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

feminists.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."