Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Set up Punch line.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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