- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What? Huh?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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