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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Justin beiber..

Sir, your wife is dead

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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