what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Obama = ebola

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Justin Bieber

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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