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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A car walks into a bar.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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