Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

That's illegal What? Your mom

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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