- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

That's illegal What? Your mom

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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