what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

jd and zach loves vigina

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

j.p. is dumb

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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