- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

who is really lanky? james cornish

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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