- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Your mother is so fat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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