- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what's red and horny a red unicorn

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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