- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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