- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Fine, ladies first.

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