Maths.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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