- Anti Joke

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Jewwy Jewstein

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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