- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Rebecca Black's career.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

women's rights

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