How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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outside your comfort zone

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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