- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Woman rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

The EPA.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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