- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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