yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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A seal walks into a club.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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