I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

XD Jackass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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