XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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