Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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