- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

women's rights

read me write me

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Rebecca Black's career.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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