Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Wait! hundred billions!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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