- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

That's illegal What? Your mom

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

British Dentistry

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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