Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Guess what What

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you will like this because i am black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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