what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your Mom

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Jewwy Jewstein

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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