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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

a chinese man pays the full price

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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