- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

The holocaust

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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