How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The holocaust

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than this That :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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