- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

the midget went to the midget store

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Obama = ebola

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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