What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Women's rights.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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