- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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