Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

my wife out of the kitchen

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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