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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Justin beiber..

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Want to hear a joke? No.

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