- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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