Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

thumb_up thumb_down -12

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the zebra cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops