Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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