Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whose your daddy? Not me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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