What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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