Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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