- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I named my son ps2 controller

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Two planes walk into an office building

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A man walks into a vagina

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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