Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I named my son ps2 controller

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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