- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A gay man watches football.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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