- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

So FDR walks into a bar.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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