What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

AIDS

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

noah is a scrub jungle

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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your mum

Anti Joke

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