Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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