Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Major League Soccer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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